Friday, January 14, 2005


Friday Fun-News in Brief

This week it was revealed that Britney Spear's mental powers were so powerful that she managed to leave an American street healer's fingers frozen stiff after he massaged her head.
Spears is said to be fascinated with phrenology and so went to visit Allan Wicombe,an expert in the field,to have her cerebral energy assessed.
"Her mental powers were extaordinary.My fingers froze and were paralysed for hours after she left.That rarely happens," said Wicombe.

Um,are you sure it wasn't just pins and needles?!

This week Nicole Kidman revealed she often wishes she were a lesbian,because she's convinced life would be more simple if she found women attractive.

I know how she feels.I wish she was a lesbian too!


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