Friday, March 11, 2005
Friday Fun-News in Brief
Jennifer Lopez's singer husband Marc Anthony (no, he's not a Roman general) has painted her in the nude.Lopez is reportedly delighted with the oil painting which, according to sources, "depicts Jennifer from her backside".
From her backside?Bloody hell, that's gonna be some frame job!
John Travolta is so self-conscious about his recent weight gain, he skipped all of the post-Grammy Awards parties to spend the night shopping for some new fat clothes.
John, you need to sit down and watch Grease again!Altogether now: "You better shape up..."
Britney Spears is gearing up for her second film role as a door-to-door saleswoman Drew Heart alongside Cher, Tim Allen and Bette Midler in comedy In the Pink.
A friend enthuses: "Britney really wanted this part - it's a good script and she's determined to prove to her doubters that she can be funny."
Britney, we know you can be funny.We seen your performance in your first film, Crossroads!Hilarious!That wasn't a comedy though, but still...
From her backside?Bloody hell, that's gonna be some frame job!
John Travolta is so self-conscious about his recent weight gain, he skipped all of the post-Grammy Awards parties to spend the night shopping for some new fat clothes.
John, you need to sit down and watch Grease again!Altogether now: "You better shape up..."
Britney Spears is gearing up for her second film role as a door-to-door saleswoman Drew Heart alongside Cher, Tim Allen and Bette Midler in comedy In the Pink.
A friend enthuses: "Britney really wanted this part - it's a good script and she's determined to prove to her doubters that she can be funny."
Britney, we know you can be funny.We seen your performance in your first film, Crossroads!Hilarious!That wasn't a comedy though, but still...
# posted by United Irelander @ 5:43 PM 
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