Who's the Taoiseach
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
AHERN!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would never risk his neck
For his brother man?
AHERN!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that always cops out
When there's danger all about?
AHERN!
Right On!

They say this cat Ahern is a bad politician
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin 'bout Ahern.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him 'cos he's inept
BERTIE AHERN!

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