Tuesday, December 20, 2005
The Portrait of a Lad...uh Lady

The portrait of the British Queen was designed to mark the monarch's 80th birthday next year, and is said to be an "impressionistic", rather than a "photographic", representation.
"I'm not making any claims that this is the greatest painting in the world," said Harris, who trained as an artist, "I've done the best I can."
The story of the painting will be shown in a BBC documentary on New Year's Day. (Apparently it's not a horror story)
One newspaper described the image as "blurred" with "unflattering heavy features".
That's putting it mildly!
Let's go to Rolf for the last word:
"I wanted to capture the lady as she is with all her humour and reality."
So that explains why she's so funny looking!
You know some people are like fine wine - they get better with age. According to Rolf though, the Queen ages more like milk than wine!
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