Monday, April 24, 2006
NI gets its first hardcore porn site
In news that is sure to cause a sensation among many Irish men, the Belfast Telegraph has reported that Sex baron Geoff Dowey has launched Ulster's first hardcore porn website.
Mr Dowey has promised that, in coming weeks, he will have an entire section devoted to local girls involved in raunchy XXX-rated action:
"At the moment, we're screening mainly American and British porn movies, but from next month we'll be offering high-quality hardcore action featuring local girls."
The site will also offer DVDs, live chatrooms and adverts offering a range of sexual services. Dowey, 50, said the introduction of the Human Rights Act had opened the door for him to produce porn:
"Everything has changed and there are now no barriers to full-blown adult pornography.
"I've been filming for almost a year in hotels and beauty spots everywhere from Coleraine to Cork. (Since when is Cork a beauty spot?)
"The girls we'll be featuring are absolutely stunning.
"There is partner sex, wife-swapping, group sex and dogging all on camera.
"The idea that in Northern Ireland we're somehow backward or inhibited is nonsense - our girls and fellas were well up for it."
Hmm. Can't say I like the idea of the average couple from Coleraine and Cork engaging in this business. In the words of Father Ted, "Down with this sort of thing!"
Still, you can make your own minds up by viewing a clip from the site here.
Mr Dowey has promised that, in coming weeks, he will have an entire section devoted to local girls involved in raunchy XXX-rated action:
"At the moment, we're screening mainly American and British porn movies, but from next month we'll be offering high-quality hardcore action featuring local girls."
The site will also offer DVDs, live chatrooms and adverts offering a range of sexual services. Dowey, 50, said the introduction of the Human Rights Act had opened the door for him to produce porn:
"Everything has changed and there are now no barriers to full-blown adult pornography.
"I've been filming for almost a year in hotels and beauty spots everywhere from Coleraine to Cork. (Since when is Cork a beauty spot?)
"The girls we'll be featuring are absolutely stunning.
"There is partner sex, wife-swapping, group sex and dogging all on camera.
"The idea that in Northern Ireland we're somehow backward or inhibited is nonsense - our girls and fellas were well up for it."
Hmm. Can't say I like the idea of the average couple from Coleraine and Cork engaging in this business. In the words of Father Ted, "Down with this sort of thing!"
Still, you can make your own minds up by viewing a clip from the site here.
# posted by United Irelander @ 1:13 AM 
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