Saturday, October 15, 2005


Land of the Fry...

Here's some very important news from my day which I'd like to share with you.

Earlier today, when I was eating a rasher, or as you Yanks like to call it - 'burger dressing' - I noticed that my rasher contained the perfect likeness to...the United States of America.

That's right. You heard me. My rasher was the exact same shape as the good old US of A.

As I sat there in stunned silence holding the most powerful country in the world in my palm, I briefly contemplated putting it on eBay and chancing my arm. But then I remembered...I'm not American. I'm Irish. So I ate it.

And you know what? It was delicious.



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