Friday, September 30, 2005


Some things to ponder over...

Some things to ponder over...

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?

Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Makes you think...


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