Hero of the Week: John Dallat: I admire the SDLP's MLA John Dallat for bringing up the issue of Loyalist and Republican terrorist items with the PSNI which are available on the internet and in shops around Ireland's north.

Villains of the Week: UVF: The Ulster Volunteer Force is right now engaged in a deadly feud with the Loyalist Volunteer Force and it seems to me that PUP leader David Ervine, leader of the UVF's political wing, is not doing enough to put an end to the bloodshed.

Funniest Moment of the Week: Extras: Dunno if anyone else watched Ricky Gervais' new show on BBC but personally I found it to be very funny. Great guests too including Ben Stiller. I loved the confrontation between Stiller and Gervais at the end.

Dunce of the Week: Sammy Wilson: The DUP's Sammy Wilson this week slammed the decision by the British government to approve three new Irish-language schools in the North labelling it "nothing short of a disgraceful use of public money". What a moron!

Celebrity of the Week: Angelina Jolie: This week Angelina Jolie was praised for saving her adopted daughter Zahara Marley from almost certain death in an Ethiopian orphanage. What a gal!

Quote of the Week: "The man should not be in prison and we made that very, very clear." - Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams referring to Sean Kelly, a man who murdered 10 people in the Shankill bombing.

It is quite clear that Mr Kelly should be in prison. For a very long time.

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