Monday, February 21, 2005
Taboo Topics
I see Martin McGuinness is none too pleased at the allegations put forward by Justice Minister Michael McDowell that he is on the Army Council.I guess that's a taboo subject for Marty.
Here's five things you should never mention to Martin:
Here's five things you should never mention to Martin:
- That he is on the Army Council (Martin likes to keep his private life separate,obviously)
- That he refused to give evidence about Bloody Sunday (There's a code of honour,you see)
- Something he may have said (You're not supposed to take his literal words,literally)
- That his voice hasn't broken yet (Some people develop later than others)
- That he looks like Art Garfunkel (Martin preferred Paul Simon)
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