Friday, September 16, 2005


Friday Fun-News in Brief

In the news this week, actress Renee Zellweger's marriage has ended - after five months.

Zellweger married country music singer husband Kenny Chesney after a whirlwind romance.

Five months? Sounds more like a quicksand romance to me...

Britain's Prince William is to become president of the Football Association, it was announced today. The 23-year-old will take over the role from his uncle the Duke of York in May next year – just in time for the 2006 World Cup in Germany.

Congratulations to him. He can keep an eye on how Poland perform in the World Cup! Along with Ireland of course...

And finally, the unionist members of the Belfast District Policing Partnership are planning to boycott future meetings in protest at the handling of loyalist riots in the city.

Responding to the news, a PSNI spokesman declared: "Hooray!"*

* may not be true


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