Hero of the Week: Michael McDowell:I applaud the Minister for Justice for confirming what many of us already suspected - that Adams,McGuiness and Ferris sit on the IRA's Army Council.He deserves praise for his no-nonsense approach to Sinn Fein/IRA criminality.

Villain of the Week: The Queen:She won't even attend her own son's wedding!This woman has no character!

Funniest Moment of the Week: Royalist Reaction in Britain:"The Queen's decision is not a snub!Honest!" That is the gist of the reaction by the monarchist muppets in Britain.It seems even the Queen has become tired of the soap opera farce that the monarchy embodies!

Dunce of the Week: President McAleese:This week,she cancelled a visit to the Shankill Road in Belfast due to some unionist opposition.What a fool.

Celebrity of the Week: Bruce Willis:I see there are plans to make another Die Hard movie - Die Hard 4.0.Great news!

Quote of the Week: "We're talking about Martin McGuinness.We're talking about Gerry Adams.We're talking about Martin Ferris,yes.And others." - Michael McDowell,speaking about Sinn Fein members on the IRA's Army Council.

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