Sunday, November 27, 2005


Unity's coming beeyatches!

Sinn Féin general secretary Mitchel McLaughlin, seen here in this picture to your left with what appears to be a slug on his lip, has said that unionists must now accept that Irish unity will eventually become a reality.

Mr McLaughlin however warned that unity will not be brought about without continual pressure on the mainstream political parties on both sides of the Irish Sea. (Pressure! Of course! I mean that's worked so well over the years!)

The Sinn Féin view that Irish unity was inevitable coincided with the party incorrectly celebrating its 100th birthday.

Here are some other things which Sinn Féin have said are inevitable (cough):

- Ireland to win the 2010 World Cup

- Dana to become President

- Bono to become Pope

Shirley Temple Bar to make it in Hollywood.

Ryan Tubridy to stop being a twat.

Wishful thinking at its best...


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