Friday, August 05, 2005
Some things you don't want to hear...
Some things you don't want to hear from An Taoiseach Bertie Ahern:
"I'm going to stand for re-election."
"Could we not tax them for using oxygen?"
"Let's build a stadium!"
"I spilt coffee on the constitution. Sorry lads."
"I've drafted a new constitution. All hail President Barrosso!"
"I need a vacation...again."
"You know I've always thought Celia would make a good Minister for Finance..."
"I think we should start calling ourselves the "Publican Party""
"I wish I had a nuke..."
"I'd like to change the Taoiseach's salute to 'Get down tonight' by KC and The Sunshine Band cos it's funky."
Feel free to come up with some of your own...
"I'm going to stand for re-election."
"Could we not tax them for using oxygen?"
"Let's build a stadium!"
"I spilt coffee on the constitution. Sorry lads."
"I've drafted a new constitution. All hail President Barrosso!"
"I need a vacation...again."
"You know I've always thought Celia would make a good Minister for Finance..."
"I think we should start calling ourselves the "Publican Party""
"I wish I had a nuke..."
"I'd like to change the Taoiseach's salute to 'Get down tonight' by KC and The Sunshine Band cos it's funky."
Feel free to come up with some of your own...
# posted by United Irelander @ 1:46 AM 
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