Tuesday, November 22, 2005
British feared spider plot by IRA

Scotland Yard was worried about a so-called "arachnid gap" in its military and counter terrorism measures.
Scotland Yard Inspector, Christopher Rolfe, urged officials to destroy the creatures before they had a chance to breed.
"The escape of these huge, ugly and dangerous spiders would have, undoubtedly, a very unnerving effect upon the majority of people in this country, accustomed as they are to small harmless varieties," he wrote.
"The puerile wishes of a few professors of insectology should not be allowed to endanger the national welfare."
Rolfe added: "The IRA may already have devious plans up its sleeves to capitalise on a bombing campaign by the Nazis or themselves that would set the spiders loose."
However according to a London Zoo spokeswoman, the spiders would have likely been locked away in a safe place during the war anyway.
An amusing story don't you think? It's one thing to gain inspiration from a spider à la Robert the Bruce, but it's another thing entirely to actually use spiders to achieve your aims!
I get the impression Inspector Wolfe might have been quite a fan of B-movies!
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