Taboo Topics

I see Martin McGuinness is none too pleased at the allegations put forward by Justice Minister Michael McDowell that he is on the Army Council.I guess that's a taboo subject for Marty.
Here's five things you should never mention to Martin:

• That he is on the Army Council (Martin likes to keep his private life separate,obviously)
• That he refused to give evidence about Bloody Sunday (There's a code of honour,you see)
• Something he may have said (You're not supposed to take his literal words,literally)
• That his voice hasn't broken yet (Some people develop later than others)
• That he looks like Art Garfunkel (Martin preferred Paul Simon)