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"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. This is what I'm going to say to her, "Wow your father must have been a baker 'cos you've got a great set of buns."
"....."
"Well, what do you think of it?"
"How many drinks have you had?"
"Yeah make fun but I'm telling ya it will work. You watch."
So I watched. It didn't work. Big surprise! I think the only chat-up line I've ever used has been "Hi". It's simple yet effective! Some of the chat-up lines that are out there are crazy though and shockingly some guys actually use them. The BBC have highlighted a few of them:
"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home?"
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"My name's.............. That's so you know what to scream."
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?"
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"Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board."
"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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